Five golden rules
1 - I am a a MAN and deserve to be treated that way. Don't even try to assume I can be your friend
2 - I am not in need of you, I will not beg for your attention.
3 - I am not afraid of being rejected. It happens to everyone and if it has to happen let a hot babe reject me and not some half witted tramp. Actually. I will try to get myself rejected every now and then just to keep in shape.
4 - I am not your girlfriend. Don't bother me with the things I am not interested in.
5 - We are both adults so there will be no games (who calls first, who texts back, who goes down on whom)
And lastly, don't forget. You will be laughing at your problems one day and that day is closer then you think. All it takes is a little will power.
1 - I am a a MAN and deserve to be treated that way. Don't even try to assume I can be your friend
2 - I am not in need of you, I will not beg for your attention.
3 - I am not afraid of being rejected. It happens to everyone and if it has to happen let a hot babe reject me and not some half witted tramp. Actually. I will try to get myself rejected every now and then just to keep in shape.
4 - I am not your girlfriend. Don't bother me with the things I am not interested in.
5 - We are both adults so there will be no games (who calls first, who texts back, who goes down on whom)
And lastly, don't forget. You will be laughing at your problems one day and that day is closer then you think. All it takes is a little will power.